24 August 2007

30 beers for 30 years

It’s Zora’s birthday, and the FedEx guy just delivered two huge boxes. Are they awesome gifts for her? Not quite:

Special Delivery Instructions

This package contains ALCOHOL
Adult Signature Required—Check ID
Recipient Must be at least 21 years old

Do not deliver to an intoxicated person

Thanks, Kirstin for the awesome (late) birthday present!

Oh, and Zora had a very fun birthday.

To Alcohol!—cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.

—5:27 p.m.

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